Dom is being studious… therefore I’ve restored to filling her blog with vampire news. Yes, ladies and gents, vampire news*. If anything this will keep you busy for at least ten minutes while you are sitting and pretending to do something “significant” with your life. If vampire news isn’t significant, I don’t know what is… So here it goes-
1. TRUE BLOOD NEWS- The hot on-screen duo of Sookie Stockhouse (Anna Paquin) and Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) are ENGAGED. In real life that is…
This is an excuse to serve up a little montage**
You’re welcome.
2. THE TWILIGHT SAGA CONTINUES- The next movie in the Twilight series, “New Moon” is due in November of 2009.
Watch the trailer here
3. REAL VAMPIRE NEWS- Yes, I said it. A real fucking vampire. If you haven’t already watched it, please indulge in the documentary about Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, a self-proclaimed vampire who attempted to run for governor. This shit is priceless.
* Don’t hate. We all know that on some level you like vampires. Whether or not you are willing to admit it is totally up to you.
** I firmly believe that montages make everything better. That is all.
tweedle dee tweedle dom 
August 18, 2009 at 7:18 pm |
True story:After eating with some people the other day, one particularly foolish friend decided to break a brief post-consumption silence with the following:"So, I'm thinking about reading the the Twilight books." There is something hilarious about a self-respecting, heterosexual, 23-year-old male making an open and impromptu expression to his volatile and abusive friends, about his desire to read books about young, confused, vampire romance.
August 22, 2009 at 5:26 pm |
that is one goofy montage. and no, I'm not even a little bit mad about it.