In case you were wondering…

MTV will soon bring the reality show “Jersey Shore” to basic cable. Yeah. It’s happening.

What’s with the douchebag craze? Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think society should encourage people like this, no matter the comedic value. But come to think of it, I guess the “Real Housewives” franchise does the same thing except for instead of Guidos, its vapid, soulless golddigging bitches.

Tomato, tomahto?

VAMPIRES

Dom is being studious… therefore I’ve restored to filling her blog with vampire news. Yes, ladies and gents, vampire news*. If anything this will keep you busy for at least ten minutes while you are sitting and pretending to do something “significant” with your life. If vampire news isn’t significant, I don’t know what is… So here it goes-

1. TRUE BLOOD NEWS- The hot on-screen duo of Sookie Stockhouse (Anna Paquin) and Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) are ENGAGED. In real life that is…

This is an excuse to serve up a little montage**

You’re welcome.

2. THE TWILIGHT SAGA CONTINUES- The next movie in the Twilight series, “New Moon” is due in November of 2009.

Watch the trailer here

3. REAL VAMPIRE NEWS- Yes, I said it. A real fucking vampire. If you haven’t already watched it, please indulge in the documentary about Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, a self-proclaimed vampire who attempted to run for governor. This shit is priceless.

* Don’t hate. We all know that on some level you like vampires. Whether or not you are willing to admit it is totally up to you.

** I firmly believe that montages make everything better. That is all.