Archive for October, 2009

What Is Iran Up To?

October 29, 2009

Last week, the news was promising. Iran seemed prepared to agree to a multinational deal which would result in the bulk shipment of almost three-quarters of its known uranium supply, about 2,600 pounds, to Russia, then France for processing. According to the draft, the reserves would be irreversibly converted into a non-weapons grade form that could only be used to power Iran’s civilian nuclear reactor — which the country insists is the sole reason for its continued pursuit of nuclear capabilities. After the revealing of a secret nuclear enrichment facility in the city of Qum in late September and the subsequent allowing of International Atomic Energy Agency inspectors to enter it, such continued cooperation was met with optimism.

The implications of reaching such a negotiation are vast, especially considering the level of diplomatic deadlock that has existed here in the past. Though such an agreement wouldn’t necessarily provide any permanent solutions, experts say that it would set Iran at least a year back in any potential moves to produce nuclear weapons. This would serve as valuable time for the United States and its allies to return to the drawing board in pursuit of a more substantial diplomatic course of action. Furthermore, it would allow Iran to continue using nuclear fuel for energy and medical purposes while ensuring that it isn’t being enriched to develop weapons.

A day after the draft was reviewed, however, hope threatened to fade. The Deputy Speaker of Iran’s Parliament remarked that such a plan of action was “not acceptable,” though an official response from either President Ahmadinejad or Ayatollah Khamenei — the final decision makers — was still forthcoming. As the Friday deadline to respond to proposal passed, analysts wondered if the initial positive reaction to the deal was genuine, or perhaps just an attempt to stall.

On Tuesday, Alaeddin Boroujerdi, the head of the Parliament’s national security and foreign policy committee, broke the silence. He announced that though the country plans to accept the UN nuclear agreement, it would only do so if some rather drastic changes were made. Primarily, Iran would prefer giving their uranium up incrementally rather than all at once, a measure that would stunt the primary goal of removing enough of the nation’s stock to prevent the development of a nuclear weapon. Many of the proposed amendments to the original deal have not yet been released, but Iran’s ministers have made it clear that they would ideally prefer the existing method of getting uranium — by buying it already enriched from other countries, or instead enriching it at home under the supervision of the IAEA inspectors– to this new plan.

Today, the news from Iran is again somewhat encouraging, though the UN still awaits an official response. Ahmadinejad spoke favorably about the proposal, announcing “We welcome cooperation on nuclear fuel, power plants and technology, and we are ready to cooperate.”

Though this positive response is a step in the right direction, it would be foolish to think that such ostensible support for the agreement will necessarily equate to Iran’s full cooperation in its passage. In the end, we must look at Iran as a country that is just as suspicious of the West’s intentions as we are of its own. While the West continually fears that Iran’s nuclear ambitions include the development of a nuclear weapon, Iran believes that it has an “inalienable right” to nuclear development — which it insists is a peaceful pursuit.

Giving in to Western pressure on this matter is certainly a contentious issue within Iran. Opposition leader Mir-Hussein Moussavi spoke today, illustrating the difficult nature of the proposed measures. “If they are put in place, all the efforts of thousands of scientists will go to the wind…If they are not put in place, the foundations will be laid for wide-ranging sanctions against Iran, and this is the result of a confrontational stance in foreign policy and the neglect of national interests and principles.”

In the end, it is incredibly difficult to determine if Iran is trying only to maintain its power of self-determination over its own nuclear program, or if it is instead attempting to pull the wool over the West’s eyes in a dangerous and devious move toward eventual nuclear ascendency. Since the onset of these talks, some reports have arisen that may generate additional support for the latter.

A recent article in Newsweek, written with the help of U.K.-based Plough Shares, concludes that Iran must be hiding numerous other nuclear enrichment facilities throughout the country. If this were the case, Iran could potentially produce a nuclear weapon much faster than analysts originally believed. Furthermore, it could signify that Iranian cooperation, especially in a minimized form, could amount to an action that does just enough to duck sanctions and avoid further scrutiny from the West. Whatever the scenario is, the clock is ticking. Both sides have sat down at the table — something needs to get done before the food gets cold.

Update: Iran has rejected the main part of the deal — shipping the uranium abroad. Sanctions on the way, or back to the drawing board?

Oh it’s so cute, where can I get one?

October 29, 2009

So I just came across this video:

That’s right. The year is 1996 and thirteen-year-old, skinny, awkward little Seth Rogen is killing it at some comedy club in Vancouver. He’s so precious I just want to shrink him down and put him in a jar and pull it out whenever skies are gray. Enjoy.

Quick Note: Dom Fails

October 28, 2009

I had all kinds of plans for a nice post tonight however my internet is so slow that its bringing me back to the days of dial up. So I can’t do any research. I can’t find a picture. I can’t look up a funny video for you guys to enjoy. Sorry. I’ll try again in the morning.

Happy Birthday Patriot Act

October 26, 2009


Today marks the 8th birthday of the the USA PATRIOT Act, signed into law by George W. Bush on this day in 2001. Those were different times, the nation was still reeling from the September 11th attacks and the measure was passed easily through Congress. The words for which the act was named — “Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism” — and the vaguely stated purpose — “to deter and punish American terrorists in the United States and around the world, to enhance law enforcement investigatory tools, and for other purposes” — made people feel safe and secure, not, as many feel now, skeptical of exactly what the Patriot Act is being used for.

To make a long story short, in singing happy birthday to the Patriot Act today, we also sing happy birthday to its offspring/hellspawn: the widespread breech of American privacy, blanket requests of personal information, warrantless surveillance, sneak-and-peek warrants and the general erosion of many constitutional rights, just to name a few. So, happy birthday to you, Patriot Act, here’s to many more, I’m sure.

Tracy Morgan gives a hell of an interview

October 23, 2009

The decidedly unpredictable but nevertheless hilarious Tracy Morgan gave a great interview today on NPR’s Fresh Air with Terry Gross. Clocking in at about 4o minutes, it’s definitely on the longer side, but if your cleaning, cooking, or bored at work, throw it on your speakers or headphones instead of music and have a listen while you get other stuff done. It’s funny and heartwarming and totally worth it.

Here’s NPR’s stream of the interview. Enjoy.

HIV Vaccines Successful?

October 22, 2009

Headway is being made on an HIV vaccine, a medical trial carried out in Thailand supposedly indicates. According to a BBC report, 16,000 heterosexuals between the ages of 18-30 were inoculated with a combination of vaccines. Over a 3-year period, out of 8,000 people who were inoculated, 51 contracted the HIV virus. Out of the other 8,000 who were given a placebo, 74 got HIV. The sponsors of this trial, as well as the Thai government, determined that these numbers correlated to a 31.2% protection rate for the vaccine. Others disagree, however, stating that when you analyze the numbers in a variety of different ways, the statistical significance is largely diminished.

The study seems like a strange one, whatever the actual significance. Telling a group of 16,000 people that they are being vaccinated for HIV and then letting them run amuck seems like a subliminal endorsement of unsafe sex, the giving of a false sense of security in an insecure sexual world. Maybe this was the point, however grim the method — to encourage the maximum occurrence of incidents to contract HIV within the test study. The study’s numbers would certainly be more telling if this was the case, but one has to wonder the impact, especially outside the trial group, of such an experiment.

Now matter how you look at it — whether the eventual implication of this test ends up being monumental or irrelevant — Thailand’s HIV-positive population has now increased by at least 125, and almost certainly more, depending on how far the test subjects spread the virus. The protection against HIV and AIDS would ultimately be better served through rigorous safe-sex education. If the study were reproduced in a manner where all 16,000 people had sex only using condoms, I’d guess that the overall HIV contraction rate would have been much lower than that in the actual study.

Words to live by…

October 22, 2009

“I went through a preppy phase, with boat shoes and stripes. It was not cute. I went through a phase with lots of sweatshirts and baggy pants. Then I went really gay with sequins and mesh. And then I went to art school. That’s when I got fabulous.”

– Christian Siriano

Size matters

October 22, 2009

According to this article in today’s Slate, incumbent candidate Joe Corzine [D] in New Jersey’s gubernatorial race has turned voters against his competitor Chris Christie* by focusing their attention on the Republican candidate’s weight problem.

This might be controversial and I might soon regret posting this but here goes. The article got me to thinking about body weight discrimination and whether or not we can put it in the same class as racism or homophobia. It’s a valid question. There’s pretty good evidence to suggest that sizeism is just as if not more prevalent than racial profiling. Overall, fat people earn less money, are less likely to stay in school, get married, or receive preventative screenings for cancers largely unrelated to excess weight. Furthermore, there’s a compelling argument from those who claim that the mental stress of being fat exacerbates other health problems associated with obesity.
My conclusion? Whatever fat-activists say, I still won’t lump weight discrimination with other stigmas. Despite the validity of a lot of the arguments, look at the other side. It’s not like racial or religious discrimination or homophobia. In my mind, these prejudces have no legitimate basis in reality. Skin color or sexuality in and of themselves have no impact on a person’s ability in any line of work. For example, if you have two accountants who are equivalent in every way excepting that one is gay and the other straight, the gay accountant’s sexual preference will in no way affect his ability to file a tax report. Not so with obesity.
Imagine you’re an employer with two equally qualified job candidates, one obese (BMI** of 26 or above) and the other with a normal height/weight ratio (BMI between 18-24). The obese guy suffers from sleep apnea, meaning he is more than likely to be tired or even snoozing on the job. He costs more to insure and takes more sick days than his/her healthy weighted counterpart. And even though they’re intellectual equals, Skinny Minnie can move quicker and get places faster than Fatty Matty. And, like I said before, there are studies upon studies that confirm the general population’s anti-fat sentiment. As awful as it is, someone has to say it; which of the two candidates is more likely to make a comfortable social transition into his new work environment? If we consider that both applicants are total equals and that their personalities are thus equally awesome/sucky, odds are that Average Joe is going to have an easier time working with the team than Big Mike.
In a debate on Friday, our friend Chris Christie, the obese New Jersey gubernatorial candidate said, “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m slightly overweight. Apparently this has become a great case for discussion in the state. I don’t know what that has to do with being the governor of New Jersey.” Based on the stance I just took, I’m going to go ahead and argue that Christie’s weight has a lot to do with his capacity to run the state. Think about it: You’re the Governor of one of the United States of America. I would venture a guess that your schedule, to put it lightly, is a little hectic. Now throw in an excess of about 150 pounds to the mix, and I’m betting that on a purely physical level, it’s gonna up your stress level. And maybe I’m crazy but in that line of work, I’d say that extra stress is going to be the just about last thing you’re going to want to worry about.
NOTE: As with all opinion pieces, let me know if you agree with me or, more importantly, if you think I’m totally out of line. I’m open to all ideas and my stance is always up for revision.
* Stupid name? Yeah, I think so too.

** Body mass index. I know this isn’t a perfect way to judge obesity but its the most objective frame of reference I could come up with. Let me know if you think of something better.

Jon & Kate Adopt Ballon Boy?!?!

October 21, 2009

No, that’s a lie, but I have an embarrassing confession to make. — I’ve joined Twitter. Ok, not so bad. It’s not like I’m admitting that I read the Twilight books or anything. Though it’s hard to kick the feeling that I’ve joined some sort of cult of self-aggrandizing celebrities and their stalkers, Twitter is undeniably and increasingly becoming a powerful tool in the up-and-coming world of digital media. Twitter is also full of helpful and interesting users who post more than just cleverly worded 140-character descriptions of their rather mundane lives (no offense most of the people on Twitter, now including myself). I’ve been tracking a few members for a long time, but now that I’m a real twitterer (tweeter?) and not just a follower, I can become a more valuable member of this social-network.

First order of business — push “Jon & Kate adopt Balloon Boy” to the top of the trending keywords. Second order of business — hire a ghost twitterer who can tweet just like me so I don’t have to spend the 30 seconds a day doing it myself.

Compare & Contrast

October 21, 2009

I was Google Video searching for an episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. and I randomly came across this clip of Juliet Weybret, an adorably talented girl who does a surprisingly great* cover of Taylor Swift’s ‘Should’ve Said No’:

This girl is 16 years old, and accordingly you’ll find covers of the likes of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers (along with more Taylor Swift) on her YouTube page. But sister girlfriend writes her own songs too, and sure they’re all semi-cliched songs about star-crossed teenage lovers and stuff, but honestly, I listened to them and ended up nodding my head like yeah.
Anyway, if you though she was good, go listen to a few more of her tunes on MySpace or YouTube, become a fan on Facebook, or follow her on Twitter. I always feel that people like this should be encouraged.
All of this to say that this talented girl’s video jogged my memory of another YouTube-published cover of the same song. I’m going to go ahead and let it screech for itself:
For some background– this sad little person is 19 years old and I’m pretty sure the poor thing takes herself dead seriously. Perez Hilton found the clip a few months ago and it has since gotten over two and a half million hits on YouTube. She takes this to mean that she should continue to film and post her musical stylings on the internet. Yeah, I wish I was kidding.
* Yeah, that sentence probably has too many modifiers in close proximity to each other.