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November 11, 2009Hippos
November 10, 2009When you think about hippos you think fat, slow, and dumb. Well, I am not entirely interested in discussing hippos or the best thing about them (how they shit), but what I do wanna talk about is hypocrites.
I think its hilarious watching all these conservatives, right wingers, republicans, libertarians, hicks, whatever you want to call them, screaming and ranting about the deficit and spending in congress. This is their biggest issue, controlling spending. Stimulus package!! NOO! Health Care, “Well, I oppose it because I’m worried about the deficit.” The government needs to get spending under control. What i say to this, “are you fucking crazy?” George Bush, who most of these psychos supported, put our country in more debt than ever. And what did he spend the money on? Halliburton and various other companies that his administration had interests in. They were paid to fight a war that should have been fought by the Military. Tax payer dollars were given to these private corporations and we outsourced our pride and dignity so that some CEO’s could make a ton of money and we could kill a bunch of Iraqi civilians.
Size matters
October 22, 2009According to this article in today’s Slate, incumbent candidate Joe Corzine [D] in New Jersey’s gubernatorial race has turned voters against his competitor Chris Christie* by focusing their attention on the Republican candidate’s weight problem.
I love health care, Yes, I do, I love health care, how bout YOU
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Horrible Parents make Horrible People
August 6, 2009You know what… Life is really fucked up… Filled with fun and games but also birth and death… Two things that can really bring you and the rest of the world down. Although birth is usually a little more uplifting then death, lots of births are tarnished by the knowledge that the parents of this small human are too fucked up to take care of themselves, much less take care of a baby.
Being a parent is one of the hardest jobs in the world. It takes patience, practice, calculated decisions, and a fuck load of time. Children are incredibly needy and annoying and it takes a superstar to be able to put up with them day in and day out without resorting to some-sort of physical or verbal abuse. Most people just cant take it. And so they either just bounce, or they start freaking out and abusing the kid in some manner. Hence why so many people spend so much time and money sitting in a chair talking to a stranger about their problems. It sucks.
So many people are cheated out of the proper childhood and thus the rest of their lives are marred by the various horrible experiences that happened when they were young and their parents were blowing crack hits in their face.
My plan to save us all the trouble of dealing with these crazy neglected humans is to try to cut down on them. And no, I’m not proposing genocide. What I’m proposing is that people be required to obtain a license before they give birth. They should have to be able to prove that they are stable enough to have a kid and take care of it without being neglectful.– that they are stable enough to not verbally or physically abuse the child if it’s crying. Basically, just a little short test to determine them capable of having baby. I’m not saying it should be the fucking LSATS. Just a small examination so that we cut down on the number of single mothers or babies that come from fucked up broken situations, because that never turns out well for the kids or, frankly, society.
This may sound crazy to you, but China requires you to have a license to give birth. And you’re only allowed one baby per couple. Now, I’m a little ashamed to say that we should look to the Chinese for advice. Maybe that’s proof right there that this idea is fucked. But I dont think so. I think what’s fucked is people who’s entire lives are stolen from them because they are obsessed with something horrible that happened to them when they were children. Crack heads, meth heads, and Mormons should not be having children, end of story.
Come on Barack Obeeazy, lets see what you got.
Advice For My Favorite Evil Dictator
July 30, 2009Dear Ahmadinejad,
So, I realize you’re trying to portray yourself as a true Representative of the Irani people. May I offer some advice?
Maybe you should stop tear gassing and beating those who are mourning the deaths of Moussavi supporters. your juuuust giving away your true identity as a raging evil dictator….soo, since you’re not fooling anyone anymore please stand down. everyone hates you
Love,
Weenie
Quick Note: Weenie
July 29, 2009- Weenie excels at partying. Excels.
- Despite the fact that she’s tiny, she eats pizza/red meat/peanut m&ms in positively herculean quantities. I’ve seen her pound a 5lb bag of m&ms to her face over the course of two days, finish a hamburger bigger than her head in one sitting**, and polish off an entire 18″ pizza pie, crusts included, no sweat, ready for more.
- Once she had a reaction to some antibiotics and developed a rash on her stomach. She named it. The rash, that is. She named her rash.
All in all, I’m pretty sure that she’s one of the most absurdly hilarious people on earth, and I’m lucky to have her along for the ride.
Obama and Israel
July 29, 2009I am having an internal conflict….mostly its internal because all my friends are raging liberals and i fear being stoned to death by verbalizing my true feelings regarding Obama and his politics with Israel. But today my friends, my heart was filled with the courage of a lion…a big lion…maybe a lioness….whichever one is more ferocious….ok, moving on.
Anyways, I’m a moderate republican. Im fiscally conservative because i love money, and im socially liberal, because i love freedom and partying and the freedom to party. But I did not vote for obama, and this is why i have not shared my real name with this blog. Not voting for Obama is a social no no amongst the people I surround myself with.
So, my main issue is Israel. I think it is important for the United States to align itself with innovative, productive free states, and Israel is a prime example of that. Even if I cant convince my tree loving friends to support Israel politically, at least I can always point out Israel’s strengths with green technology and social liberalism.
Now, I realize that the Bush administration kinda killed it for us Israel supporters. It seems that anything Bush did, people want Obama to do the opposite – which is a way is a good thing. I’m all for change. The country obviously needs change- and generally speaking I think Obama is doing a good job. Hope is important, and he is instilling that every day with his continual push for growth and prosperity in our nation. I literally have ONE bone to pick with Obama…whats with snubbing Israel?
So the Cairo speech – infamous, and an all around good effort. The muslim world hates us (thanks Dubs) and that needs to change. We are suppose to be an inclusive and accepting country – and that means accepting EVERYONE – I dont really care what religion they are, what they’re political views are, i dont care if they hate me – america is about welcoming people of all cultures and all backgrounds – thats what makes this country great. – but why in Cairo? That speech could have easily been given in a country where its citizens are not under the oppression of dictator. (yes i realize we support this dictator, but i am by no means saying thats right). Pakistan is a perfect example. Thats an official Isalamic State operates as a federal republic and has a legitimate government. He could have easily given the speech there.
But that aside- I think the speech put faith in the Islamic community – mending our ties with Muslims around the world. GOOD. GOOD. I LIIIIKE THIS. but what about Israel?
Obama is being freaking COLD to Israel. Freeze the settlements he says…um….ok, quite frankly Israelis dont care about the settlements, so sure freeze them – but for your information (to those of you who think its trendy to hate on israel) all two state agreements that have EVER been drafted have included those settlements in an Israeli state. Additionally, its like he just hates netanyahu. Obamas middle east policies need to be revamped. This whole Iran thing? yah, hows that going big guy?
and whats with implying that Israel exists as a consequence of guilt following the holocaust? israel exists because of struggle and zionism; nothing has ever, EVER just been given to the jews. So should Obama start handing out love now? I mean, lets not twist his arm, quite frankly Israel is used to being on its own. (although the US has already been a friend to Israel, and was the first to acknowledge it, 11 minutes after it was created, it wasnt until Clinton that Israel gained a strong friendship with the US).
basically, what i’m saying is israel can handle it, but give us a little credit. we’re not bad guys you know. We want peace just as much as anyone else. and we’re willing to compromise and work to get there. but how about a little support? how about a little sympathy? its just trendy all of a sudden to vilianize israel.
anyways those are my thoughts on that. take it or leave it. i dont care .