Oh my god, this is hysterical

For those of you who, like me, are ardent lovers of such hilarious sites as

• www.fmylife.com
• www.textsfromlastnight.com
• www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

I give you www.tweetingtoohard.com , and www.twouchebags.com

These sites, dedicated to finding tweeters with fantastically overinflated senses of self worth are nothing if not perfect. Highlights include:

• I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn’t ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession. (@brettschulte)
• I feel bad for the girl on the train who was cuddling with a guy who would not stop staring at me. (@lianegraham)
• Fucked up the Benz today! 2nd car in a month! Its ok tho sushi & sake with my bestie roxy (@chanelwestcoast)

Unbelievable.