According to a study presented this week at the American Chemical Society’s annual meeting, over 90% of the American cash paper money supply is contaminated with cocaine. To this I say,
You know what… Life is really fucked up… Filled with fun and games but also birth and death… Two things that can really bring you and the rest of the world down. Although birth is usually a little more uplifting then death, lots of births are tarnished by the knowledge that the parents of this small human are too fucked up to take care of themselves, much less take care of a baby.
Being a parent is one of the hardest jobs in the world. It takes patience, practice, calculated decisions, and a fuck load of time. Children are incredibly needy and annoying and it takes a superstar to be able to put up with them day in and day out without resorting to some-sort of physical or verbal abuse. Most people just cant take it. And so they either just bounce, or they start freaking out and abusing the kid in some manner. Hence why so many people spend so much time and money sitting in a chair talking to a stranger about their problems. It sucks.
So many people are cheated out of the proper childhood and thus the rest of their lives are marred by the various horrible experiences that happened when they were young and their parents were blowing crack hits in their face.
My plan to save us all the trouble of dealing with these crazy neglected humans is to try to cut down on them. And no, I’m not proposing genocide. What I’m proposing is that people be required to obtain a license before they give birth. They should have to be able to prove that they are stable enough to have a kid and take care of it without being neglectful.– that they are stable enough to not verbally or physically abuse the child if it’s crying. Basically, just a little short test to determine them capable of having baby. I’m not saying it should be the fucking LSATS. Just a small examination so that we cut down on the number of single mothers or babies that come from fucked up broken situations, because that never turns out well for the kids or, frankly, society.
This may sound crazy to you, but China requires you to have a license to give birth. And you’re only allowed one baby per couple. Now, I’m a little ashamed to say that we should look to the Chinese for advice. Maybe that’s proof right there that this idea is fucked. But I dont think so. I think what’s fucked is people who’s entire lives are stolen from them because they are obsessed with something horrible that happened to them when they were children. Crack heads, meth heads, and Mormons should not be having children, end of story.
Come on Barack Obeeazy, lets see what you got.
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